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Showing posts with label medical. Show all posts
Saturday, January 31, 2009
i DEFINITELYYYYYYYYYYY took the L with the root canal today. so i get there, and i'm calm and collected because i've had surgeries done in a lot of places, i've had a jaw surgery before and everything so i go in thinking imma be fine cause i read reviews on the internet last night. most ppl said it was painless cause technology has advanced since the times of those urban myths. well those mutherfuckers are LYING ASS CUNTS! Endontist gave me a shot of novacaine, i was fine for like 20 minutes, and outta nowhere i started feeling shit, and i actually started throwing a fit. so the dentist gives me like 2 more shots of novacaine, and it was better, but i could still feel the pressure of the drill in my tooth. it was by far, THE worst experience of my life. take it from a guy who's broken 14 different things, fractured 5 and infinite sprains and muscle spasms. so after that, they had me in recovery and i went home..2 hours later, i was sober again and on percocet (making me dizzy) and i was just hungover if you wanna call it that. so i go to lay down at around 5pm. i woke up around 11pm sweating, in PAIN, feeling like i was about to faint. the whole right side of my face is swollen, i can't even open my mouth. i can't sleep, i can't eat, even turning my head hurts like hell! i look like kanye west. i surrender.
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Friday, January 30, 2009
this week was fucking CRAZY!! i barely had time to use the throne, cause i was all over the place, doing 50,000,000 different things. too much to recap, so i'll do the highlights, lowlights & only the interesting shit.
Fact - had an MRI on monday,for my knee (torn meniscus and ACL), and i'm going to need another surgery in june to fully cure me of my buckling knees.
Highlight - im now a certified EMT :) basically because im sure that i want to work in the emergency room in college. so yea, imma start my volunteer EMT/EMS work in the summertime and i'll get to even DRIVE the ambulance =]]]]] we all know how i like to drive fassssssssst
Highlight - my sister-in-law (Raydell's wife) is pregnant with not one, but TWO babies due in april. who gets to name em? I DO, cause i got to name all of my neices and nephews (Cassidy,Cameron Jr, Taylor) and for these two (boy and girl), i have no idea. becauseeeeee i still got like 3 months or so.
Lowlight - college is getting really hard...im used to fuckin whizzing by everything at bumass NYU, but professors at UPENN play NO types of games. i have about 5 chapters of my organic chemistry 21 chapter outline / analysis done.. and get this, it's due tuesday morningggggg! Organic chemistry is THE hardest class i've ever taken in my life, believeeeeeee thaaaattttt
Lowlight - SIDNEY SWALLOWED A QUARTER! 4 hrs in the emergency room, keeping those X-rays to embarrass her ass when she graduates HS.
Lowlight - forgot the 10 month-i-versary with the girlfriend. she gave me the cold shoulder and i didn't know why. remembered like an asshole the next day. why are dates so important to some females?
Fact - i'm having a root canal tomorrow =[
Fact - had an MRI on monday,for my knee (torn meniscus and ACL), and i'm going to need another surgery in june to fully cure me of my buckling knees.
Highlight - im now a certified EMT :) basically because im sure that i want to work in the emergency room in college. so yea, imma start my volunteer EMT/EMS work in the summertime and i'll get to even DRIVE the ambulance =]]]]] we all know how i like to drive fassssssssst
Highlight - my sister-in-law (Raydell's wife) is pregnant with not one, but TWO babies due in april. who gets to name em? I DO, cause i got to name all of my neices and nephews (Cassidy,Cameron Jr, Taylor) and for these two (boy and girl), i have no idea. becauseeeeee i still got like 3 months or so.
Lowlight - college is getting really hard...im used to fuckin whizzing by everything at bumass NYU, but professors at UPENN play NO types of games. i have about 5 chapters of my organic chemistry 21 chapter outline / analysis done.. and get this, it's due tuesday morningggggg! Organic chemistry is THE hardest class i've ever taken in my life, believeeeeeee thaaaattttt
Lowlight - SIDNEY SWALLOWED A QUARTER! 4 hrs in the emergency room, keeping those X-rays to embarrass her ass when she graduates HS.
Lowlight - forgot the 10 month-i-versary with the girlfriend. she gave me the cold shoulder and i didn't know why. remembered like an asshole the next day. why are dates so important to some females?
Fact - i'm having a root canal tomorrow =[
Friday, December 19, 2008
"I Wanna be Seducted..Seducted..SEDATED! I Wanna be SEDATED"
0 comments Posted by T. Miles at 12:15 PMSo On Friday morning, after my Art History final (which i heard i aced)
i went to get my dreads...(no pics, i looked FUCKED UPPPPP)
and i did...and i was driving ( i initially thought i was walking, but the police say diff)
and it was a green light, but a car decided to cross on a red light
so i got hit, my car swerved and hit another on the passenger side and i was ejected
i flew about 25-30 ft so i heard
and fell flat on my FACE, but i only broke my nose, thank god.
so me thinking im superman, i try to get up
but the pressure and pain in my head forced me to faint and become unconcious
i wake up to find myself in the hospital, but i was in sooooo much pain
i couldn't move my mouth to talk..and then the nurse tells me what happened
and im just like..ahhh fuck...wait , wheres my blackberry ! true story
and the nurse is like "the impact of the car was so sudden and violent, that your brain actually shook within your skull.."
there you have it.. a grade 3 concussion, the most severe kind.
so she did some short term memory tests. like what day is it today
and i hear that i didn't know. and they showed me pictures of people and tried to tell me their names
but i couldn't remember (this is what my girlfriend is telling me)
and my vision is SOOOOO fucked up! like they made me take out my contacts and wont let me have glasses
and sometimes my eyes will like zoom in super fine on something, and i can see perfectly
and sometimes, i can't see ANYTHINGGGG
my speech is fuckin slurred as shit
can't walk, my equilibrium is totally off
last night,while i was asleep, i had all these different machines hooked up to my head
the nurse had to wake me up every HOUR, to make sure i COULD wake up
my head hurts sooooooooooo bad, i feel like i broke my skull!
so they transfer me to NY Presbetyrian Head & Trauma unit or somethingg neurology this morning
and it feels a tiny bit better. my vision is somewhat better, but looking at light hurts
but still can't walk, my nose is still broken, my head is throbbing, there's so much pressure in my face,
i feel like it might explode any second now.
plus all the scrapes and bruises..plus i reinjured the shoulder i was supposed to have surgery on the 19th
i can't remember what happened, someone always has to remind me
i get that tube feeding because i can't move my jaw it hurts so bad
i have about 40 cords hooked up to my body, i feel like an ALIEN
I HAVE NO PHONE! im stuck with a laptop!
i went to get my dreads...(no pics, i looked FUCKED UPPPPP)
and i did...and i was driving ( i initially thought i was walking, but the police say diff)
and it was a green light, but a car decided to cross on a red light
so i got hit, my car swerved and hit another on the passenger side and i was ejected
i flew about 25-30 ft so i heard
and fell flat on my FACE, but i only broke my nose, thank god.
so me thinking im superman, i try to get up
but the pressure and pain in my head forced me to faint and become unconcious
i wake up to find myself in the hospital, but i was in sooooo much pain
i couldn't move my mouth to talk..and then the nurse tells me what happened
and im just like..ahhh fuck...wait , wheres my blackberry ! true story
and the nurse is like "the impact of the car was so sudden and violent, that your brain actually shook within your skull.."
there you have it.. a grade 3 concussion, the most severe kind.
so she did some short term memory tests. like what day is it today
and i hear that i didn't know. and they showed me pictures of people and tried to tell me their names
but i couldn't remember (this is what my girlfriend is telling me)
and my vision is SOOOOO fucked up! like they made me take out my contacts and wont let me have glasses
and sometimes my eyes will like zoom in super fine on something, and i can see perfectly
and sometimes, i can't see ANYTHINGGGG
my speech is fuckin slurred as shit
can't walk, my equilibrium is totally off
last night,while i was asleep, i had all these different machines hooked up to my head
the nurse had to wake me up every HOUR, to make sure i COULD wake up
my head hurts sooooooooooo bad, i feel like i broke my skull!
so they transfer me to NY Presbetyrian Head & Trauma unit or somethingg neurology this morning
and it feels a tiny bit better. my vision is somewhat better, but looking at light hurts
but still can't walk, my nose is still broken, my head is throbbing, there's so much pressure in my face,
i feel like it might explode any second now.
plus all the scrapes and bruises..plus i reinjured the shoulder i was supposed to have surgery on the 19th
i can't remember what happened, someone always has to remind me
i get that tube feeding because i can't move my jaw it hurts so bad
i have about 40 cords hooked up to my body, i feel like an ALIEN
I HAVE NO PHONE! im stuck with a laptop!
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