Followers
Monday, July 6, 2009
1. because basketball was the ONLY sport i've ever been told i sucked at, i practiced so hard to spite that person, and was an all-league player the next season. i had an ego.
2. instead of porn, i own the world's biggest collection of barney, spongebob, dora and the backyardigans. oh, and the big comfy couch.
3. i drink ensure on a regular basis.
4. i'd actually watch the big comfy couch willingly. it's pretty amusing. especially when she reads the story at the end, those are always good.
5. i thought i wanted to have boys, but after Sidney. i want like 2 more girls and i'm DONE
6. i make my OWN jamaican beef patties
7. i'll never let a girl pay her share for dinner, movies, etc. being independent is cool, but let me feel useful
8. i always wonder what "menstrual cramps" feel like
9. i like the big comfy couch, yet im fuckin' TERRIFIED of clowns...how does that make sense?
10. i obnoxiously yell at the movie screen.
