A Man's Thoughts

Alright. So im in Chemistry Class, and i got a new lab partner, her name is Janelle,
yes imma put her on blast.
so i didnt really know her, and she wanted to get to know me
and she asked if i had a girlfriend or whatever, and i said Yea. she's like what's her name? i said
her name is Amber. she makes this face
and i said what? like mad confused and shit
she's like "is she white?" and i was like, mostly yea she's mixed. she's black,white,hispanic.
and she said "is that the only way you'll date a black girl? if she's mixed?"
so i just said no, wasn't tryna get smart with her or anything
she said "you got a picture of her?" i said yea, on my laptop
and i show her, she's like "omgggggg, what is it with black guys in white girls? no offense, she's pretty though"
[which was dumb, cause if anything, my girl looks like a full hispanic lol but ok]
and i told her, that i didn't get girlfriends based on their nationalities, because my ex is Vietnamese and Spanish or something. and the one before her, she was full hispanic
and i told her that, and she said
"Oh you see, that's why i dont fuck with niggas,
they act like black girls arent good enough so they go to other races when there aren't enough brothers even for the black woman community, but then again, you're not even black yourself"
and then i was just like helllllllllllllo! im not black? the government has me under Black/African descent, so don't you feel stupid.
she said , and i QUOTE this,
"You don't even ACT black"
so the people next to us start getting in, cause it was getting a little heated
and i said, what is "acting black?" do i need to have 3 different baby mamas,
do i need to be from the "hood?"
my dad died the day i was born, he was fully jamaican, so that side of my family is entirely AFRICAN AMERICAN OBVIOUSLY
but my mother is colombian,puerto rican, and my stepdad is dominican and italian
so i GREW UP LEARNING SPANSIH, so i speak that more often
but i speak Jamaican too,
so i don't act black because i always wear collared shirts
and ties everyday?
because my pants don't expose my ass?
or is it because i have grey eyes
and she goes "all im saying is that you need to stop being racist and embrace your black culture"
so i was like "im racist, because i've never dated a FULL african american female"
she said "yea, you should date black girls"
and i said "wouldn't that make YOU racist, because you think i should ONLY date black girls?"
made her look real stupid
and this point, i just laugh my ass off.


so basically boys and girls,
we have an ignorant, retarded ass, hating ass, not worth my time female.

i mean who the HELL still thinks like that?
that an black guy can't be with a white girl? and legally she's BLACK too! lmao
dumb brawd as my girlfriend would say.