A Man's Thoughts

i hateeee when a girl you're talking to's best friend starts getting in the mix. every girl i've ever dated has ALWAYS had an obnoxious sidekick of a best friend(yea Natalia, this is for YOU) who always tries and messes up the flow of things for two reasons (1) cause she's jealous (2) she's just THAT obnoxiously uncool. and those that don't like you (Natalia) are just out to COCKBLOCK 24/7.
anyways,
i decided that i really really really like this girl. we used to have a weird relationship where we just were two total strangers who shared something in common. it's just that that THING is a living human being named Sidney that's all lol we never really had anything to talk about BUT Sid, but over the past few months, i feel like there's no reason to be stuck on Amber, when i got somebody twice as insightful and only half as loud (no beeeef). she doesn't talk much but when she does, it's all you'll remember for days to come. she's all about her school work and most of all

i ain't mean to get corny on my readers, but after Amber, i gave up on dating and was determined to be the world's biggest manwhore this summer but Jina B...she got it :)

p.s, Ginuwine's real name is ELGIN LUMPKIN! lmaooooooo that one got me
p.p.s, my mom finally found my lost snake. it was in the vacuum. im not even lying
p.p.p.s, i didn't know vacuum had two u's in it until the word correcter underlined it