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Friday, May 22, 2009

"YO..SHORTY IN THE RED!"

"Girl do you mind
if i take this seat right here
cause you're sitting alone"


words of the great donell jones. damn that's a smooth nigga.

and it got me thinking on how guys now a days spit game to the ladies. so im back home in South Carolina and i linked up with my childhood best friend (sandbox days) Renee, and we're in the city of columbia. this guy from way deep keeps yelling "ayo, shorty in the red!" over and over again and i was just embarassed for dude lol now since 100% of my followers are females, how many of yall would actually turn around? and for those of you who would, you'd probably be annoyed at how lame that nigga's game is lol
you gotta be a lot more SLICK with it. i must admit, i don't make use of my time by trying to get girls. matter fact, i RARELY approach women. rarelyyy. but here's how iii would do it

1. eaves-drop, be nosy, be annoying.
2. don't drop lines, CONVERSE
3. be willing to laugh if she denies your advances. don't take yourself TOO seriously
4. be mysterious, keep her wondering. i don't reveal my name til the 3rd phone call.. lmao

FOR EXAMPLE : i was in the mall at the food court last year and i saw a girl with one of those Kobe Bryant graphic tees on (y'all know im the world's BIGGEST celtics fan lol) and i simply said to her "if the lakers win tonight's game, i'll call you. if the celtics win, you call me" and she just laughed. i gave her my number, she didn't give me hers. i didn't tell her my name or anything. well guess what, the lakers won that night and she still called me .

that'll be $45.

btw, Sid's birthday was good, mine was smooth. will be in jamaica starting sundayyy.

3 Comments:

  1. Kim said...
    well i wouldn't even turn my head around to acknowledge that sap. Most dudes these days have zero approach methods when in comes to females.

    I like your lil method though. It's kinda cute =)

    Have fun in JA!
    .rawkii said...
    Jinkies, the 3rd phone call?! Hm. Haha.

    I wouldn't have turned around. Thats rule numero uno: Do not make eye contact.
    Gia said...
    let's let the WHOLE world know that you're gray eyes are all that captivate the ladddddies.
    you have the personality of a rock.
    and ur corny.

    -bff.

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