A Man's Thoughts

1. people that wear pajamas out the house make me SICK.

2. it makes me wanna cut my right nut off when people call my house and say "WHERE YOU AT!?" obviously im home mutherFUCKER, shit!

3. i hate the noise of sidekicks being flipped in and out.

4. i hate when i tell people that i'm single sided deaf and they start screaming all of a sudden as if we hadn't been carrying on a normal conversation before the fact...

5. i think the phrase "baby daddy" is derogatory. i prefer "single father of one"

6. i think it's funny that when i tell people that i flipped a coin to vote for our 44th president , (because they're both equally trash candidates) their mouthes dropped as if it was a SIN that i didn't voluntarily vote for the black guy. ( i did tho, he won the toss)

7. ignorant : lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact
thus, "that nigga was acting maddddd ignorant" does NOT make sense.

8. If you're a college student, and you see under course requirements the words "Organic Chemistry" switch your major as soon as possible.

9. i enjoy the company of those who are asinine.

10. "i knowww. you never hit me up anymore" .. uh, the Phone, Text message, IM, Email, Facebook/Myspace comment, video chat ALL work both ways cunt.